Day One

This is day one of my blog as Eric's WOMAN. Let me just say that it is not easy being the WOMAN of Eric. For one, you can't just call me woman with slight breath, no...you must use every ounce in your veins to belt out WOMAN. We have been together for three years now, and I believe that he has forgotten my name. He never calls me Leah anymore.....just WOMAN! I still love him anyway. In return for his unfaithfulness to my real name, I call him Stringbean because he is as skinny as a rail and extremely tall. He never feels very masculine when I call him that. HA HA!! The WOMAN always wins!!!!!